Phil loved golf, but his eye sight had gotten so bad, that he couldn't find his ball once he'd hit it.

He consulted with his wife, and she recommended that Phil bring along her uncle John.

Phil said, "But John is 80 years old and half senile!"

His wife replied, "Yes, but his eyesight is incredible."

Phil finally agreed and took John along. He teed off and could feel that he had hit it solidly.

He asked Ted, "Do you see it?"

John nodded his head and said, "Boy, that was a beautiful shot!"

Phil excitedly asked, "Well, where did it land?!"

John said, "Hmmm. I forgot."