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« on: December 29, 2005, 10:27:37 PM »

Hi Frnz
here your sms search Finish chek aal of them some r old some r new but nice stuff to put in ur cell phone and yaa in staring there r fine but at end there r best one soo u have to read whole tons  pages to enjoy

IMP : will be updated i have mor ethen 10000 sms soo start replying
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Tere bistar par makdee lage.. Tere room mei muchchar phire.. Raat ko light chali jaye.. Puri raat garmi lage.. Tere sapne mein bhoot aaye.. Chal so jaa. Have a.. GOOD NIGHT
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Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
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Aaj



Raat



Theek



12



Baje



ke



baad



1 bejega!!
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Tu chand mange main chand de du...

Tu raat mange main raat de du...

Tu dil mange main dil de du...

Tu dil mange...



Bas yaar.....




Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!
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Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"
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Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!
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I'm in hospital now. After 5min. I'll be transfered 2 a surgery room. The doctor aid that I'll die if I stop recieving ur SMS!
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Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen shabd kehna chahta hoon... woh teen shabd jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen shabd mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen shabd - "MERA BHARAT MAHAAN". (Jai Hind)
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I always think about you.



I can't live without you.



I really need you.



I'm totally mad about you.



I just wanna be with you.



I'm very desperate for you.



I'm crazy 4 you.



I wanna marry you.



I LOVE you.



Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai
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Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !!
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Knock knock...



Any1 there?



Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...

()"""() ,@
( '(' ) ,@@@
=(,,)=("')@@@
(""),,,("") "@@
Roses specialy 4u...
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Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you
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When you were born, you were crying and everyone round you was smiling.. Live ur life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and everyone round you is crying..
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aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
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H?ld ? tr?? fr??nd w?th b?th y??r h?nds, do?t l?t g? 4 tr?? fr?end c?m?s ?nc? ?n ? l?f?t?m?. Th?t's why ?'m h?ld?ng yo? tight! C?nt l?t ? go
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If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.
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i h?t? Sm?|??g j?St tO prEt??D ?'M ?Ot hUrt. ? h?tE to g?Ggl? tO Show ?'ll ?? ok?Y. ? hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr ? Cry. ? St?ll lovE YOU ??t ?'V? t? SaY gooDbY?...
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Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main...



tumhe..



kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..



sabke samne...





ek...



k



ki



kis



kiss



kissa sunau Ramayan wala.
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Without LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday". So fall in Love... Happy Valentine's Week.
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One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship -"Why do you exist if I'm there?" So Friendship said -"To give a Smile to those eyes in which you leave Tears."
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Love?
Its when you steal tears & still care for Her.
Its when She ignores you & you still Love Her.
Its when She begins to Love another & you still Smile.
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Roses 4 you-Rs.10
Cards 4 you-Rs.25
Movie 4 you-Rs.99
Lunch 4 you-Rs.250
but a friend like you - PRICELESS!


if
you
need
ADVICE


MSG ME

if
you
need
a FRIEND


CALL ME

if
you
need
HELP


E-MAIL ME

if
you
need
MONEY
The number you dailed is not in service pls don't try again
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What does true friendship mean 2 me?
you cry & Icry,
Ur sad n' I'm sad,
Ur laughing n' I'm laughing,
you jump out of the window.....
I LOOK DOWN!
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The night is dark, the moon is high, i stop my car, you ask why? I come close 2 you, you feel shy, I tell you those 3 words.......

........i La Punture
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A Rose...
/,) ,-,'),
======/==:', '(@)
'0 '-'; )'
eXclusively
for a nice
person
l!ke you!!

From an even NICER person like me !
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Zindagi mein jo cheeze aasani se milti hai...


PAISA


Jo mushkil se mile...



KHUSHI


Aur jo sirf bade nasib wale ko hi mile...


?


?



?


?APUN KA sms
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Some joys are better expressed in silence, as a smile holds more meaning then laughter. I asked myself if I enjoyed meeting YOU in my life... I JUST SMILED
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(><) /|
( 'o') / |
(,,,,) / |
= = c <; ))))><
NICE Friends are hard to fish..... I'm glad I caught you.... Stay NICE TO ME or else.. I'll fry you...
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May God give a friend like you to everyone....

....
....
....
Why should I suffer alone.
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The world may not revolve around you but other people's lives do. Take care of yourself for a lot of people consider YOU their light... KEEP SHINING!
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If I'm in hell & you in heaven, I'll always look up & b proud of you. But if I were in heaven & you in hell, I'll beg God 2 send me down coz heaven won't b heaven without you !!
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If kisses were water, I'll give you sea.

If hugs were leaves, I'll give you a tree.

If you luv a planet, I'll give you a galaxy,

If friendship is life, I'll give you mine !!
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Life is 4 you, Death is 4 me...

Being happy is 4 you, being sad is 4 me...

Being 2gether is 4 you, being lonely is 4 me...

Everything is 4 you, But you r 4 me!!
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1 day you'll b surprised 2c me beside you.
you & me laughing,
you & me crying,
you & me dreaming,
you & me holding on,
you & me...
..just you & me sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING you.
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Whats wrong with ur cell? Tried calling lotta times. Everytime I dail ur number the operator say -"The subscriber you r calling is a monkey. Plz call the Zoo for details".
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no visits...



no calls...



no sms's...



no letters...



no missed calls...



I'm worried...



R you in jail again?
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JAAN is alwayz on-line.
ZINDAGI is 2b lived.
DIL is 2b given.
PYAR is 2b shared.
GHAM is 2b fought.
KUSHI is 2b achieved.
DUSHMANI i forgot coz of the 'DOSTI' we Got!!
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Without ME, I know you wud stil b cmplete,
Without ME, you can go on,
Without ME, you can stil live your life.
but I wish you wil remember dat somehow,
some1 cared 4 you & will care 4 you truly. . . ME!!!
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Ur smile can be compared with Flowers,
Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo,
Ur innocence can b compared with a baby,
but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons
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Wen I send you msgs it doesnt mean you have 2 do da same... you can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS....... so start TODAY!!!!!
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True friendship starts the moment one person says to another, 'What? You too? I thought I was the only one!
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Some people r Worth 2b Thrwon, Some r Good 2Keep, Some r 2b Treasured
4ever, and i Think ur one 2b Thrown...... in the Treasure Box 2b kept
4EVER!!!
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Dreams r2b 4goten
reality to b lived.
desires 2b fulfilled
& destiny 2b reached.
where it began.
where will it end.
friends from da start.
friends til da end!
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Love starts wit a smile, grows wit a kiss & ends wit a tear. But Friendship starts wit eyes, grows wit understanding & ends wit death.
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,,.
('v')
(( ))
>"-"-
,,.
('v')
(( ))
>"-"-
,,.
('v')
(( ))
>"-"-

,,.
(('v'))
>"-"-
,,.
('v')
(( ))
>"-"-
Just checking if you r OK there!
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()". ."()
( , o )
(_3#_) Wat you
doing??
()""..()
(""( ,o)
( #_) Let me
see...
()". ."()
( ("") )
( v #_) Aaila!
Thinking of me?
Choo shweeet!
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bas kya yehi tak hai saath humara,
intezar karte rahenge hum tumhara,
ki kab hogi is kambhakt mobile mein roshini,
aur kab aayega message tumhara.
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Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi... Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo... aata hai USHA ke saath, rahta hai KIRAN ke saath aur jata hai SANDHYA ke saath.
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Ram ne dhanush toda to Sita daudi chali aayi ....
Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke chali aayi ....
Aur hamne sirf " Seeti " bajai to WOH baap ko bula layi .
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Dosti karo College wali se ...
Pyaar karo office wali se ....
Program karo pados wali se ...
Aankh ladao saali se ...
Love karo dil wali se....
Aur maar khao GHARWALI se.
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Us pyari si surat ka,
phir ek bar didar de,
tadap rahe hain hu yahan,
ab aur na intezar de,
awaaz mat sunana aye zalim magar,
ek SMS kar de yaar.
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Promise me that WE are True Friendz...
I'm Lamp, you are Light.
I'm Coke, you are Sprite.
I'm Saawan, you are Baadal.
I'm Normal, you are Paagal.
I'm Water, you are Tanki.
I'm TARZAN, you are MONKEY
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,,
(",)/ OYE KITTHE
<)) HAI TU YAR
./L

,,
(,") pata kinna
<)(>!miss kitaa
./ l. tennu???

INNNNA ,,
,_____(",)_____,
))
./ l.


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If ever in ur life ur sad & lonely & feel that you have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take you 4 a walk on a bridge & show you where to jump!
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Good Night








Sleep tight







Sweet Dreams

















For what are you pressing? that's all! Lorie bhi sunau kya? now go2 sleep!

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Abe hawa ke jhonke.. aankh ki batti bhuja..light ka meter band kar..aur ankhon ke parde jhuka..chal so ja..bole to.. GOOD NIGHT..
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2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 you. you know whose??? >>YOUR OWN<<
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I'm getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few people will be invited. Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME !
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho..... Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ?
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Gandhiji bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi, aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai.... pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.
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I have bought new camera, So please smile..... Click !..... Sorry bhoot ka photo nahin aata.
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I have a confession to make, ever since I have known you, Its kinda hard for me to forget you. Every night you appear in my dreams.... And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
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Why do you think I SMS you ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss you ? Or I love you ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
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Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did....
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God saw you hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw you thirsty, he created Pepsi. He saw you in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !
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Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
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News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
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you r the one whose so smart,you r the one whose so charming, you r the one whose so caring, you r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.
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Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
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Sincere Apology : If you dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
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If you hide, i'll seek 4 you. If you r lost, i'll search 4 you. If you'll leave, i'll wait 4 you. If days take you away 4m me, i'll fight 4 you. But, if you stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
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Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
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Can you believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer!
-----------

Recent studies have revealed that idiots use their thumbs to scroll through their text messages. Don't change to your finger.... it's too late.... idiot !
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Heartbeats are countless ....

Spirits are ageless ....

Dreams are endless.....

Memories are timeless....

A friend like you .......

Shameless!!!


OOooopppppsss....!!!!!
Sorry ....
.
.
.
.
.
.
PRICELESS !!!
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If you wanna know how mich I miss you, try 2 catch rain drops, the 1 you catch is how much you miss me & the 1's you miss is how much I miss you.
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A frend is a book wid only 1 copy published. you r 1 of d best books ever written. A masterpiece worth readin' a million times.. & 2b kept 4ever.
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100 bewafa kabul hai ek wafa k liye..
100 aansu kabul hai apki ek hasi k liye,
hum to mohtaj hai apke pyaar k..
100 dushman kabul hai apki ek dosti k liye..
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Deep friendship... is like a rainbow, when perfect amount of Happiness and tears r mixed. the result is a colorful bridge between two hearts!!!
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Socha tha har mod pe tumhara intezaar karenge, par kambakt sadak hi seedhi nikli
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Kabhi badli hui takdir najar aati hai, yaadon ki bas ek janjeer najar aati hai, pade bhi tou kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile mein bhi teri tasveer nazar aati hai
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If



you



Forget ME

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31 32

I'll Break All Ur Teeth!

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Remember 2 remember me,
4get 2 4 get me,
Even if you remember 2 4get me,
I will not 4get 2 remember you!!
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I sent my cares 2 the wind & asked it 2 pass it 2 you.. So wen you feel the breeze against ur face, its me saying "Take Care & Keep Smiling".
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Give 1
English
word
for..
"Apne kiye
pe pani
pher
dena"

...?



....??



.....Huh



......Huh?



.......Huh??



"'l____"FLUSH"
-t"""""')
`/__(
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I have a little angel flying around me with a hammer...
Each person he hits gets a litle bit of my love...
I hope he beats the Hell out of you...GdNite
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GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE-
Wen some1 luvs you, you dont realise it.
Wen you realise it, its 2 late.
you always luv d 1 who leaves you & leave d 1 who luvs you.
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Always be happy, always smile.. not b;coz Life is Full of Reasons 2 Smile.. But b'coz ur smile itself is a reason 4 many others 2 smile...
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CLASSIC WORDS 4 A FREND-
"Be wat you are & say wat you feel coz those who mind dont matter & those who matter dont mind"
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l
lCalling.
l
l
l
lCalling..
l
l
l
lCalling...
l
l
l
l 1
l missed
l call
Its
just a
missed call,
reminding
dat


some1
is missing you very much
TAKE CARE.
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Jab jab aapse milne ki umeed nazar aayi...
mere paav mein zanjir nazar aayi..
gir pade aansu aankh se...
aur har ek aansu mein aapki taswir nazar aayi.
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I have made so many mistakes in my life.. but something that I did right is 2 have you as a friend & I definately won't make another mistake of loosing a friend like you.
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Aapko miss karna..
roz ki baat hai.
Yaad karna..
aadat ki baat hai.
Aap se duur rehna..
kismat ki baat hai.
Magar aap ko jhelna..
himmat ki baat hai.
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A frend is 1 who lends you..

Pen in Skool

Notes in Highskool

Bike in College

Girlfriend in University

& Wife after Marriage!

R you MY FREND? Plsreply, I'm waiting...
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Dua karte hai hum sar jukaye..
Aye dost tu apni manzil ko paaye..
Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye...
Roshni ke liye Khuda hum ko jalaye...
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This world is full of people but those who care are rare. The finest of the few is you & its nice 2 know you are there.
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True Friends never leave each other... True Friends never part... They just sometimes sit silently... Deep within each other's heart saying "I'm still here".
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I wish a wish 4 you, is d wish I wish 4 few, I wish a wish 4 you, That all ur wishes come true...
----------
=====@>:=====
It a Friendship band... I know you can tie it... But plz keep it wit you alwayz.. Coz it'll remind you that some1 somehow is ties with you...
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Dogs bark just like you...
Cats mew just like you...
Devil looks just like you...
Dekho meri sharafat..
Still I like you!
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Khuda ki rusvayi se sab darte hai...
Pyaar karne wale tanhayi se darte hai...
Aur hum aap ki judaai se darte hai...
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You are an
I.D.I.O.T.

I=Intelligent
D=Decent
I=Impressive
O=Optimistic
T=Talented

R you smiling now??
* YOU IDIOT *
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Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha.. "tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?"
Insaan bola: "Tum daal par uchhalte ho.. hum daal kar uchhalte hain"
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Dil ke rishtey bhi ajeeb hote hai..
duur reh kar bhi kareeb hote hai...
jo log aapko roz dekhte ahi..
woh log kitne khushnaseeb hote hai..
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Hi! I'm dying 2 see you. I want 2 meet you. I want 2 talk 2 you seriously... But what 2 do?? This stupid gatekeeper is asking me 2 ticket enter the ZOO...
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I have a little angel flying around me with a hammer... Each person he hits gets a little bit of my love... I hope he beats the hell out of you... GudNite!
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Life Brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum,
Wen it Ends Na Tum Jano Na Hum
So lets do sum Masti 2gether,
Who knows Kal Ho Na Ho,
But when ever you need a friend Main Hoon Na!!!
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How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there? ......two, but they're dating each other
--------------

You say you hate me,And i know that it is true,But why cant i stop thinking of you
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i have you in my heart i have you in my liver if i had you in my arms i'd throw you in da river
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Ashes to Ashes
Dust to Dust
Life is short
so PARTY we must
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ChEeRlEaDeR(n.) : An AtHlEtE wHo CaN jUmP, kICk, ToSs, CaTcH, sTuNt, tUmBlE, aNd FlY
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i cRiEd tOdAy.. nOt bEaCaUsE i mIsS you.. oR eVeN wAnTeD you bUt bEcAuSe i fInAlLy rEaLiZeD iM gOnNa b AlRiTe wItH oUt you
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Today i came upon an angel,
i tapped him on the shoulder,
he turned around and it was you
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Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?
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When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you. When i first talked to
you I was afraid to like you. When i first liked you i was afarid to love
you. Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you
----------

Last night I looked up at the stars
And matched each one with a reason why I love you
I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars
------------

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my
prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you
kissed me good night
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A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI've Tried.
Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried
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A MeMoRy LaStS 4eVeR NeVeR DoEs it DiE. TrUe FrieNdS StAy toGeThEr AnD
NeVer SaY GoOdByE
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100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets
1 reason ..... BESTFRIENDS
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iF YoU LiVe 2 bE 100 ..
i WaNNa LiVe 2 bE 100 - MiNuS - 1
So i WoN'T HaVe 2 LiVe a DaY
WiThOuT YoU
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I asked God for a flower he gave me a garden
I asked for a tree he gave me a forest
I asked for a river he gave me an ocean
I asked for a friend he gave me you
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Your village just called, they r missing their idiot

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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2006, 09:38:34 AM »

Earth may stop Rotating,
    Birds may stop Flying,
    Candles may stop Melting,
    Fishes may stop Swimming,
    Heart may stop Beating,
    But your Brain will
    never start working!
 *************************************************


    I ve written nice poem 4 you.
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
    you should Know What you R..
    & Once you Know What you R..
    Mental Hospital is not So Far..  
******************************************************  
   Why are Egyptian's Children  always confused??
   Coz after death, their  DADDY becomes the MUMMY.
******************************************************
   My friend, the best quality
   that I like about u is that,
   U R very sentimental ....
   10% Senti and 90% Mental..!
******************************************************  
   Birds love you,
   monkeys love you,
   hippos love you,
   snakes love you,
   tortoise love you,
   giraffe loves you.....
   Please go back to ZOO,
   they all really miss you!
******************************************************  
   Sincere Apology: If u dont like
   any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
   then plz dont hesitate, feel free
   to..... throw ur mobile!!
******************************************************  

   After engagement : Superman
   After Marriage : Gentleman
   After 10 years : Watchman
   After 20 years : Doberman
******************************************************
   Sorry 4 disturbing u.
   can u fax me ur photo,
   its very urgent,
   serious matter has
   comeup actually,
   we r playing cards
   and I lost the joker

  ******************************************************  
    What happened 2 ur network?
    I tried 2 call u but the operator
    said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
    the monkey u r trying to call is
    on the tree....Plz try later."

    ******************************************************
    Scientists all over the world
    r wondering how long a human
    being can live without a brain...
    Kindly tell them ur age...

    ******************************************************
    An astronomer was watching
    the sky from his telescope
    Santa Singh was observing him,
    Suddenly a star falls,
    seeing that Santa Singh shouted,
    "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"

 ******************************************************
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