Ton! Ton! Ton!

* Sardar ki girlfriend romantic mood me-Aaj mere ghar koi nahi he.. Aa jao!!
Sardar-Tu mere ghar aaja, mere ghar sab log hai, isliye tera man lag jayega.

* One announcement in a fair-"Ek bachha mila hai, jin ka hai aa kar le jaiye"

Santa came there and said-Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka bachha kaisa hota hai.

* Santa was reading news paper "INDIAN ATHLETE LOST GOLD MEDAL IN LONG JUMP"

Santa says "Idiot, who told him to wear a gold medal while jumping?"

* In Exam

QUESTION-Prove Sin X=6n

Sardar-Canceling 'n' on both side
Si x=6
Hence proved,
Six=6

* Santa diary likh raha tha.

Aaj meri behan ko bachha hone wala hai, pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki. Isliye mujhe yeh bhi nahi pata k main MAMA banunga ya MAMI

* Santa ko electric chair pe bitha kar electric current se maut ki saza sunai gayi.

Jallad-Akhari khwahish kya hai?

Santa-Muze dar lag raha hai, mera hath pakad lo.

* Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga "Bangalore aya, Bangalore aya, Balle Balle"

Air hostess - Sir, plz be silent.

Sardar-Ok jee, "Angalore aya, Aangalore aya, Alle Alle"

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