Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.
Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."
 
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order
Sardar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langda tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha
 
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON   :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
 
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;
kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata

1. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"    


2 .How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

3. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

4. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"    
    
 
5. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!    
    
    

6. Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.   
    
    


7. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.    

 
9. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!    


10. Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"    
    
    

11. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."    
    
    

12. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.    
    
    

13. Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!

14. Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab .
Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.   
    
    
Keep smilinggggggggggg

Teacher to Sardar : Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.

 

Sardar : If Lara Dutta Marries  Brian Lara, She will become Lara Lara,

 

Bolo Tararara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!