Dalton Pinto
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« on: August 04, 2009, 01:10:43 AM » |
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Freshman: Is never in bed past noon. Senior: Is never out of bed before noon.
Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut. Senior: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he needs to attend.
Freshman: Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall. Senior: Brings a jumbo hoagie and six-pack of Mountain Dew into a recitation class.
Freshman: Would walk ten miles to get to class. Senior: Drives to class if it's more than three blocks away.
Freshman: Memorizes the course material to get a good grade. Senior: Memorizes the professor's habits to get a good grade.
Freshman: Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the university. Senior: Knows where the next class is, Usually.
Freshman: Has to ask where the computer labs are. Senior: Has own personal workstation.
Freshman: Lines up for an hour to buy his textbooks in the first week. Senior: Starts to think about buying textbooks in January... maybe.
Freshman: Looks forward to first classes of the year. Senior: Looks forward to first beer party of the year.
Freshman: Is proud of his A+ on Calculus in midterm Senior: Is proud of not quite failing his Complex Analysis midterm
Freshman: Calls his girlfriend back home every other night Senior: Calls Domino's every other night!
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