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« on: January 20, 2006, 08:06:05 AM »

1. You can stare at ANY Girl.......

2. You don't have to spend money on her.

3. You won't get boring result in ur papers.

4. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a
girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one to be a cool guy loves .

5. This can be more to life than just waiting for the stupid phone to ring

6. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

7 Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

8 You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

9 You won't have to waste paper writing love letters.No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop\place

10. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them

11. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

12 You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

13.You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

14. No nonstop nonsense.

15. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

16 No more tension.

17.You can be "urself"

18. You wont have to hide your telephone bills...

So Try to AVOID Girl Friends in your Life...!

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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2006, 09:12:08 AM »

This is all true but...
you cannot live without a girlfriend if you really love her...
because true love is rare to find and if u find it...nothing matters to you except her...you can do any thing for her...!!!
and if you can't live widout her you are in love man... :-)
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