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« on: January 21, 2006, 12:08:36 AM »

Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal,
wajan 80 killo aur
5 1/ 2 phoot height kya,
poora kasrat body !!!
......abhi wo bole to,
kya hai na apun ko bhi life me
settle hone ka maangta,
isiliye yeah adverteezment apun
paper me chaap riye la hai...
Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai,
bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar
kya hai naa baap,
apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!!
Apun ko bhi public shaadi-biyah me bolati hai woh bhi
izzat se!
Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai...
buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon
nahi pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se
jaasti chada leta hai...
Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai...
Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam
patakha...
thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga
kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye
saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai..
Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik
dam sudhar jaayinga iman se...
apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori
banayinga...
bole to Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi
bohat kuch...
Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line
nahi denga...
Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me
koi chokri ki family ka lafda nahi maangta hai..
han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya!
Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja
dalenga.
Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka
kya!

Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,
Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,
ShanPatti Nagar,
Hairan Gali No. 420,
Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.

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tS a mY WaY oR tHe HiGhWaY!!
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Shreyash
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