Note: These jokes r meant only for the purpose of laughing and not to
hurt anyone's feelings at any point. These incidents r not real and only
jokes and therefore not meant to offend any of our members...

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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Loss. Do u
know what the business was?

.. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?

.. . . .. . . . . . . . He said "SMILE PLEASE"

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Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. .. . .

.. . . . . . . . Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth..................

WHY?

. . . . . Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be
light"

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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - .

. . . . . . I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY
KIDNEY....

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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know
Why?

.. . . .. . . Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

.. . . .. . . . . . . . He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
.. . . .. . . . . Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says... Drink
quickly......

Wife asks why
... . . . .. . . . . . . . sardar says hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee
Rs10

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll
U divide, U"VE 3 children? .. . . .. . . . . . . . Sardar replied: Ok!
We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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Sardars wish : .. . . .. . . . . . . . When i die, i wanna die like my
grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d
passengers in d car he was driving..

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Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u
writing so slowly?

.. . . .. . . . .Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read
very fast.

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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n
dies.

Sardar goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.. . . .. .
...... . . . . . It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His
wife asked what you are doing ? . . . .. . . . . . . . He said - I am
seeing how i look while sleeping.