APNA SAPNA HASI HASI Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI
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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
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Que: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
Ans: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal
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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
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Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile
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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya .
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral of the story: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. (Jail mein)
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Dunia wich reh k ragan wich kho jaao.
kise nu apna bana lo kise de ho jaao.
je kuch bhi nahi kar sakde taan.
2 peg desi de mar k so jaao....
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Sardar open his tiffin on the road.
Why???
Socho socho,
jaldi socho.
He wanted to check, "k mein office ja raha hoon ya ghar jaa raha hoon,.....
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In order to get good JOB in good company
A boy required 100% Talent
But
Girls require only 4% Talent..
Remaining is :
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 ) is = 96%
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Misomi lopura mai ukama makaya fula ukiya paristo tarumo wa yalo xambo....
Soch kya rahe ho
?
Mail hamne ke hai. jo dil karega wo bhejenge!!!!!
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Santa was touching a lady in a crowed bus !!!
Lady: Excuse me!! aap acha nahi kar rahe hain...
Santa: itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta,...
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Plz call me, its urgent....
Ek accident ho gaya hai
tumahara hi blood group chaiye !!!!
Please mana mat karna varna tommy mar jaayega.
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Colgate se daan saaf rakhne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
babool se fresh karne ka,
Agr phir bhi safaid nahi hue to .................
to
Bindas "Harpic" use karne ka....
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: "Mkkhiya" maar raha hoon.
Wife: Kitni maari?
Hubby: 3 male or 4 female ...
Wife: Kaise malum?
Hubby: kyunki 3 daaru ki botal se chipki thi or 4 phone se chipki hue thi...
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,:*""*:, ye ek
*;'%,':* ped
)( hai
)( Khoobsurat hai na?
?
Agar mujhe mail nahi karoge to isi par taang doonga.....
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Aadmi ki car se takrakar ek tota behosh ho gaya.
aadmi ne use pinjre me rakha or khana + pani diya...
Tota hosh me aate hi bola AAILA!!!! JAIL!!
WO CAR DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA?
?
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NASHEDI RHYME:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
he just went to the beer bar,
Scotch rates r up so high,
So drink PAUVA wid chicken fry..
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Arz kiya hai -----
Jis bus mein baithi ho haseenaye,
Us bus k sishe chatak jaate hain,
Driver chaye jitni tez chalaye,
Chichore phir bhi latak jaate hain....
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SANTA FOUND ANSWER TO THE MOST DIFFICULT
QUESTION EVER ---
WHAT COMES FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG???
OYE YAAR!!!!!
JISKA ORDER PEHLE DOGE, VO HI AAYEGA....
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i
i
i
i
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agar aai hai to toilet jaao!!!!
Shor mat machao......
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Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho??
Itna katil kaise sharma lete ho??
Bachpan se hi kamine ho ya surat aise bana lete ho???
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