ONCE UPON A time there was CAT THERE WAS A MOUSE. .They dont know
HOW TO PLAY KHABBADI Huh But they knew chess learnt fm santa & banta In the holy land of Chesspur Shocked Shocked SOMEWHERE IN BIHAR Tongue Name Tom n Jerry, but holy shit there was a problem Undecided
Jerry was elected the CM of Bihar,
so now jerry dont have any time to play WITH HIS FRIENDLY ENEMY TOM

SO TOM PLAYED WITH HIS OWN

But then Jerry started getting bored with the life of CM and also he topped hit list of Laloo Evil...THEN LALOO STARTED DOING RALLIES Angry

And Rabri accompanied him by distributing "Rabri" (a sweet prepeared from milk) to party workers Grin
AND TO SURPRISE ALL GOT IMPRESSED Smiley

But hell Jerry distributed his chess pawns and chess boards amongst his party workers..BUT IN CHESSPUR NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO PLAY CHESS

So as a result Jerry lost his popularity and then he remembered old and dear friend Tom...BUT THE TOM IS NO MORE(twist)

bUT jERRY IS TOO SEXY AND SEDUCES TOM's little brother jhonny to play games with her.

Jhonny(as the name suggests) is a good "Player" of all spheres
So finally jhonny agrees to help jerry but then there is one condition from jhonny and that is

bUT jERRY IS TOO SEXY AND SEDUCES TOM's little brother jhonny to play games with her.

Jhonny(as the name suggests) is a good "Player" of all spheres
So finally jhonny agrees to help jerry but then there is one condition from jhonny and that is........for every help Jhonny would charge.... not money but something.......that money cannot buy nad time cannot destroy.... that has existed for centuries and will exist even beyond....e True love(-making)....that is there in the world since Adam and Eve.....and has grown by par with times

After the agreement Jhonny and Jerry start playing...... and then one day while they are playing the age old game unexpectedly.....starts between them

the clouds thunder, the snow starts falling, they burn a log fire and again start playing age old game of....ludo..

jerry choose red.....but jhonny too wanted  red........FIR KYA THA DONO ME LADAI HO GAI....GIVE ME RED

and then the door opens with a thud and appears Mr. Amitabh Bachan and walks upto both and says in loud and clear voice "GIVE ME RED"

jaya too came...saath meein bachhe bhi!
MIYA BIWI BACHHE SAMET!

tom's spirit appeared  suddenly went straight 2 jaya n said.....3 words (guess which 3 words) = I Love You

Hearing this enraged Abhishek plunged towards him saying "Kutte meri maa ko I love you bolta hain" but apparently fell on ground  at feet of Jerry who is wearing a skirt... and when he tries to get up......
wen he tries 2 get up...so wat,he gets up!strange widout ny problems! But He is surprised to see that Jerry was.....transformed into a beautiful girl and without waiting for a moment says "I love you" to Jerry

n d  then he broke up with karishma kapoor  for jerry...

Seeing this Jerry is reminded of , of her promise of true love with Jhonny and thus Jerry says .......

I M SORRY ABHI I CANT LOVE U , AS U BROKE P\UP WITH KARISHMA - SO U'LL DO IT TIO ME
ND NEWAYS I M ALREADY COMMITED TO SUMONE
Y DO I BREAK MY PROMISE FOR A FILTHY RICH GUY LIKE U...

Watching this Tom's spirit says: "Now iam satisfied that after me Jerry is in right hands of Jhonny"

But in the mean while he sees Jhonny......accepting bribe from Amitab Bacchan to leave Jerry (another twist)


So seeing this Jerry, and Tom's spirit is extremely hurt....

Jerry asks Tom's spirit to take her mortal being to the world of spirits

and suddenly the god of spirits  appears..and asks Jerry to demand any three boons from Him

Jerry asks for ....

1 st boon
infinte  boons
2nd boon
infinite  boons
3rd boon
infinite boons

hearing this Tom says , " See God, that is why I loved her"

God says, " Granted , u may live wid her again in ur mortal being......"

At last Jerry successfully won her old love from the Lord of Spirits




jeryy was so happy  and was so excited
tht she cudnt hide it..

Jerry kissed Tom who was now a mortal.
and Tom turned into a

handsome prince  a loving one

and then they went upstairs into their room

nd turned on a romatic music

nd Tom again started chasing Jerry for one of the most important thing required for successful love making

and that thing was

precautionsand during the chase they lovingly scuffled and the packet of precautions got pierced

and they found tht they r goin to have a baby prince or princess ...and after due corse of time they had twins
one boy nd one girl ....and their names were

"neil n nikki"

and neil was naughty and nikki was wild

neil was also cutie n nikki was pretty so the parents were happy n upset at the same time

nd then suddenly their life took a turn AS DONO KI SHAADI HO GAI...CHILD MARRIAGE

women association protested against tht
it became a political issue

and then came esp. manmohansingh our pm

HE HANDED THIS MATTER TO SANTA & BANTA SINGH

Suspense!!All Silent

they conculded " marriage ..........

santa banta monitored LIKE A SIMPLE guide for their for their problem whc was non-adherence of law and order so they decided to run away to