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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2006, 08:22:49 AM » |
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Sardar: I have'nt slept all night in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why did'nt you exchnged the birth?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth...
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 second a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What came first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.
Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs. 11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!
Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it....
Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1 year older to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye no problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefulyin his sleep not screamin like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Lady Shouted At Midnight ?SARDAR G? jaldi Utto BILLI Sara Doodh Pee Gahi hai ?SARDAR? Replied angerly ?ULLO KEE PATI ? Kitnee Bar Samjahya Hai KAMEEZ Pa Ka soya Kar?
Ek Larki Paidal Chali Ja Rahi Thi
Larka Awaz Deta Hai
Aye Deewani Peechay Mur Kar Dekh Tera Dupatta Zameen Say Ghisa Ja Raha Hai
Larki Jawab Deti Hai Aye Deewanay
Tu Kia Janay Yeh Bhi Apna Farz Nibha Raha Hai
Koi Chum Na Le Merey Kadmoon Ki Mitti Ko Isi Liey Nishan Mitata Ja Raha Hai
Duniya Badal Jaye Gi,Tum Na Badalna
Mushkilon Main Ho Jab Bhi.,Yaad Humain Kar Lena
Mangay Bhi Aap Say Tu Kia Mangain?
Dena Kuch Chahao Tu Bas Muskura Dena
Wafa Ke Rang Mein Doobi Har Shaam Tere Liye,
Yeh Dagar, Yeh Nagar,Mera Naam Bus Tere Liye,
Tu Mahekti Rahe Chandni Raaton Ki Tarah,
Is Naye Saal Ka Paigaam Tere Liye
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2006, 08:24:49 AM » |
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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate DharamRaj told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
DharamRaj said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"
The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."
DharamRaj lets him in without another word.
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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2006, 08:34:33 AM » |
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There was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for a free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a tough one indeed.
Banta Singh had a brainwave... "No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."
All the sardars became happy with this very simple solution but an old sardar was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The old sardar replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL... WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"
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« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2006, 08:53:19 AM » |
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SARDAR wants to fly Punjab.
He entered into flight & sit window side, but it not his seat actually his seat in middle raw
The actual owner of the came and requested for his seat.
SARDAR said: No way
The owner called airhostess
Airhostess requested......
No I will not, by Sardar
The big issue is in aircraft....
SARDAR never mind he want to sit in windows side only
At last but least, the issue gone to pilot...
Flight already late...
SARDAR the same thing, No Way!!!
The PILOT understand he is a SARDAR
Then he decided.........! And Pilot said to SARDAR’s hear, something...
THEN!!! SARDAR runaway from that seat & sit in his Middle row seat,
Do you know what did the Pilot Said?
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Pilot said that only Middle row goes to Punjab Other seat to Delhi!!!!!!!!
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Vatsal
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« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2006, 12:11:48 AM » |
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Sardarji Kidnapping a Child
A Sardar Ji was Living hand to Mouth.
In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".
Signed: "A Sardarji".
Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying:
"How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Take the money, and Please leave my son."
Signed: Another Sardarji.
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« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2006, 05:40:40 AM » |
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 second a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What came first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.
Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs. 11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!
Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it....
Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1 year older to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye no problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefulyin his sleep not screamin like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
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