People collect stamps, vintage items, jewellery, fancy pens, bags, lipsticks and all kinds of things. But there aren't too many people who like collecting colored pencils, crayons, notepads, diaries, envelops and post-its. The most absurd thing about a stationery lover is that they won't even use the items they collect because they are too pretty to use.

If you buy stationery a little too often and hardly use it, this is for you.

1. Your cupboard is full of untouched diaries, glitter pens and pouches.

You have kept them safely in a corner. They remain untouched, nicely packed as if they were bought just yesterday, but you have never used them and you probably never will. Your excuse of not using them is that ‘they are too good to use.’

2. Your parents think you waste money on buying unnecessary stuff like this.

4. You’re extra cautious when writing in a new notebook.

It has to look perfect. Your handwriting needs to look like print!

5. The expensive stationery store in the mall, that hardly makes any business, is your favourite store to pass time in.

Because the every-day brown ones are so passe.

8. You hate it when someone tears a page from your notepad.

You want to punch them in the face. You heartless moron!

9. You detest people who borrow your pens and never return them.