Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..

Sardar tells a girl .... "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there.............
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up: we must find & stop her!.

Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

Sardar had twins;
He named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins
&! named Peter & Repeater.
again twins
&!! named Max & Climax.
Again the same.
Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

Srdr gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Srdr: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after
deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar's wish : when i die,i wana die like my grandpa....
who died peacefuly in his sleep....
not screaming like all d passengers in d car he was driving..

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the
morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON OXGN TUBE!"

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Laloo Prasad's wife is off to England for a 2-week training program, and he is seeing her off at the airport. 'Have a good trip Rabri', says Laloo. Rabri answers, 'Thank you ji! What would you like me to bring for you?' Laloo laughs and says, 'An English girl!!! Rabri is quiet and leaves contemplating the meaning of his words.
Two weeks later Laloo picks her up in the airport and asks, 'Haanji, so how was the trip?' 'Very good, very very good ji!' Laloo laughs and asks, 'And so, what happened to my present?' 'Which present?' 'What I had asked for, the English girl?!' 'Oh haanji, that! Well, I've done what I could. Now we will just have to wait a few months to see if it's a English boy or a girl!!!'