Newton - "The Father of Physics" actually committed suicide, do you

know why?? Well, here is the reason --



Once he came to India and watched a few Tamil movies and had his head

spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were

just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.



In Rajanikant's movie, Newton was confused to such an extent that he

went paranoid!!



Here are a few super scenes:



Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be

cured and his death is imminent.

In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To

everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away

the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.



In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.

Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet.

Guess! , what he does.......

He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster..&

shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2

pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle

gangster & the knife kills the middle one.



Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he

has no bullets in it.

Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,

Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches

the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.

Bang... And the gangster dies....





This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken

and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last

time and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of

physics. The whole movie went fine and Newton was happy that all in

the world hadn't changed. Oops, but not so fast!!

The Climax finally arrived.

Rajanikanth got to know that the villain was on the other side of a

very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth couldn't jump even if he

tried like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally

use. But Rajanikanth HAS to kill the villain because its the climax...

(Newton dada is smiling since NOW it is virtually impossible...)

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket. He throws one gun

in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he

shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun.

The first gun fires off and the villain is dead!!!



Newton commits Suicide!!