conversation between technical support and customer


Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I
can't print. Every time I try, it says
'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted
the printer and placed it in front of
the monitor, but the computer still says
he can't find it...





Tech support: Your password is the small letter a
as in apple, a capital letter V as in
Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?




Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right
password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.






Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has
placed a screen saver on my computer, but
every time I move the mouse, it disappears.





Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control
and escape keys at the same time. That
brings up a task list in the middle
of the screen. Now type the letter "P"
to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!