AN INTERVIEW SESSION BETWEEN AN OFFICER AND A
CANDIDATE

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?

CANDIDATE: NO, MANI PAL SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?

CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS

OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN?

CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU
MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE...

OFFICER: M P!!!!


CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR

OFFICER: M E N T A L L Y P U N C T U R E D