Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Internet
Explorer" ka zikar kiya gaya
hai???

Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet
Explorer.

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The answer is... Maine Pyar Kiya.

And the song goes....

Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)
Mausam ne lee angada IE
To kis baat ki hai lada IE
Tu chal........ Main IE !!!








Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :
Phulwa,RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri
were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa
started to sing a song. the moment Phulwa stopped
singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and
RaamChuri fell down
from the wall !!!...
WHY
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coz, they all started clapping !!!!





Q- Prasad ask Kumble to bring a pepsi...
Kumble brought bottle of pepsi
but directly goes to Tendulkar.
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Tendulkar is opener





Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja"
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- Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai




Ek Aur

PJ Isse kehte hain.........

Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use
bhookh lagti hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen
mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke
liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.

To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska
lecture attend karke aa raha hai, us proffessor ka
naam kya hai???

guess

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The answer is

Ishq Ki Chhaon.

Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....

Don't scratch ur head this is a song from film "Dil
Se"



One More

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?

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HASINA !


PS: hottest pie in the town


This one will make u mad..........

This one is my personal favorite ... jusssssssst tooooooooooo
good!!!!!!!!!
Hat's off to the one who thought this out.

Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven............
They decide to play hide-n-seek......... Unfortunately
Einstein is the
one who has the den........... He is supposed to count
upto 100...and
then start searching..... Everyone starts hiding
except
Newton.........Newton just draws a square of 1 meter
and stands in it right
in front of Einstein........... Einsteins
counting......97,98,99.....100........
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in
front........
Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........ He claims
tht he is not Newton...... All the scientists come out
and he proves tht he is not newton..........
how.................





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His proof:

Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....
That means i am Newton per meter square......
Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square =
Pascal