20 Sayings We'd Like To See On Office Posters


   1.  Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did
       it by killing all those who opposed them.

   2.  If you can stay calm, while all around you there is chaos, then
       you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of
       the situation.

   3.  Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the
        job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen
        times gives you job security.

   4.  Artificial intelligence is no match for
       Natural Stupidity.
 
   5.  A person who smiles in the face of
      adversity probably has a scapegoat.
 
   6.  Plagiarism saves time.
 
  7.  If at first you don't succeed, try
        management.

   8.  Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

   9. TEAMWORK: means never having to take all the blame yourself.

   10. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

   11. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in
       large groups.

   12. We waste time, so you don't have to.

   13. Hang in there, retirement is only 50 years away!

   14. Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their
       shoes; that way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away
       AND you have their shoes!

   15. A snooze button is a poor excuse for no alarm clock at all.

   16. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

   17. INDECISION: is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

   18. Succeed in spite of management.

   19. Aim Low, Reach your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.