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Rhea Thomas
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« on: August 01, 2009, 02:34:01 AM » |
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Computers are Like Women Because...
No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
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The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
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Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later
retrieval.
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As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.
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You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
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Computers are Like Men Because...
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the
problem.
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They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
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As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little
longer you could have had a better model.
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They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
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